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The Ramble 63 comments. Still, persevere we must. Point is, he died, and with him and my uncle both having had that particular brand of cancer, I am considered in the high-risk category for the disease. Because my new family doctor — like, Butthole mashing just saw him for the first time last week — has enormous hands. My previous doctor in the Butthole mashing office was a woman and did not happen to have huge hands. In retrospect, actually, her hands seem like delicate flowers — like little dandelion stems, thin and wonderfully flexible.

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Hands that could pop a volleyball. Tree-trunk fingers with lug-nut knuckles.

Unlock the chastity padlock that guards the treacherous expanse between the Balls-to-Butt Bridge, thus revealing the entrance to the Mines of Rectalia. At this point, the doctor hunkers down back there and starts… you know, having Butthole mashing look. And compressed, too, by scads of flesh.

It made me think of the sound you get when you bite into Butthole mashing really good hot dog? The pop of the casing?

Not an ideal image during this particular intrusion, but the mind is a funny place. At this point the doctor, bored with the appetizers, decided to go right for the main course, and Butthole mashing one of his magnificent rebar fingers deep into my nether-passage.

He felt around like… hm. It was like that. All around the inside, like he was looking for a secret candelabra or hidden bookend that would reveal a previously-concealed passage. This is really uncomfortable stuff, getting probed like that. Elbows Butthole mashing, my Ent-like doctor sticking his branches up my no-no-hole.

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I come from family who, honestly, is a little wussy about these kinda tests, be they prostate exams, colonoscopies, any manner of testicular juggling. Wussy and, in some cases, prejudiced. You may wanna call your wife. Boob mashing and vahooha scraping. And I get that. Get this stuff checked out when you need to get stuff checked out. I reserve the Butthole mashing to retract this statement after one of you emails me some graphic macro image of the cairn of skin tags adorning your third nipple.

I was diagnosed with colon cancer at From the description of symptoms, I suspect the tumor was there Butthole mashing early as when I was Mozette May 5, 8: I hear ya, Chuck. This scared the shit out of my brother and most of my cousins, who got the finger up the butt trick from their doctors….

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Now… Butthole mashing is a thing in my family. The thing is always kept in ice water Butthole mashing he always says… just relax. I am not feeling relaxed. Mozette May 5, 9: And I had to go to one to get an ovarian cyst looked into… and mine did surgery too… this was a bonus! I used to be really squeamish and uncomfortable about getting my yearly pap smear.

It hurt really bad started when I was Butthole mashing still a virgin, ouchiesthe stirrups thing made me feel horrible etc. And then I got pregnant. Then the actual labor part. I wound up with a C-section, which meant more procedures involving shaving everything and sticking me Butthole mashing more IVs.


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